He then does his impression of a cuckoo bird to show he things the class is insane. The other kids copy him until the teacher stops them. Just be quiet Bart, you'll get used to it. Bart sighs and lays his head on the desk sadly. However the boy who sets fire to things slaps him. The teacher tells the boy off for slapping people. Some of the family are unhappy at dinner, especially Bart. However Lisa is very happy still and Homer tells everyone to ride it out because he likes his new job.
No one can pronounce that! Of course! Why didn't I think of that! However he gets a phone call. I am Hank Scorpio of Globex Enterprises!
I demand a ransom of Five millions dollars or you will face the consequences! Homer doesn't seem to care as he's chatting with a co worker in the background. You have seventy two hours! A snowflake SJW was outraged. The best bit about it is that Mary gets in the hammock with you!
I did build all the hammock stores together on one district Meanwhile Marge gets fed up with not having anything to do all day so she starts drinking wine. Dun dun dun! Meanwhile Lisa is in the forest again. She sniffs the flowers. However she finds she's allergic to them and develops hay fever and sneezes.
A chipmunk blows dandelion seeds at her. She sneezes a lot. Meanwhile in the remedial class the kids are singing "I like you! I like me! I'm the best I can be! While playing musical chairs. However the game never removes chairs per round so everyone always wins. Bart sighs as he takes a seat. Homer finds himself in a volcano lair ripped straight from You only live Twice. He finds Hank at some controls busy. Want any milk? Meanwhile Bart is getting fed up with his remedial class.
Especially since Hugo has been demoted to it. He causes pandemonium by biting the arsonist kid. Hank Scorpio has captured James Bont and cuffed him to a table with a laser drawing closer to him, ala Goldfinger. You're gonna die now! However he uses a coin to refract the laser into smaller ones that cut open his manacles allowing him to escape.
But James sprays smoke from his watch at Hank and his goons. Stop him! He's supposed to die! When you go home tonight they'll be another floor on your house! The guards kill James Bont. The house made that! I even drank two glasses of wine today I was so bored!
They put me in remedial class, I'm surrounded by kids with mittens tied to their jackets and arsonists! That night Homer has a dilemma, tell Hank he wants to leave or stay put despite his family's wishes.
Suddenly Oscar appears. Doesn't your boss Hank control everything here? Get him to pull a few strings at Bart's school, turn off all the automated appliances at your house, do something about Lisa's hay fever Homer goes to Hank's volcano lair room.
However all hell is breaking loose. The US army is invading and there's a huge gun battle between them and Globex soldiers. As you can see I'm a little busy with the US government What is it? You'll have to be quick. A bikini clad Globex beauty kills a soldier with her thighs. I know, shocking ain't it? Then there's poor Lisa The teacher was really unnerved though. Although I wished Mr Scorpio didn't have to burn all the poor little flowers Dad.
And I bet my cooking was far better than the house could ever make! Everyone shrugged. Meanwhile at the power plant. Mr Burns hires Homer's replacement. A man named Frank Grimes. However he is only interested in doing his job, not making friends. That Frank Grimes is a real go getter! Much better than that fat oaf we used to employ. Not a social club! People are supposed to be working! Not jabbering to each other absentmindedly! Hank Scorpio was in his office laughing maniacally while feeding British secret agents to his pool of sharks.
The Globex logo in the office where he was threatening to blow up bridges opens up to reveal a shark pool of hungry man eating sharks. And once a year in March is bring your family to work day. Although I may have to rain check that bring your family to work day idea over with security Come in!
Except Hugo Bart writing limes writes. At their house Homer parks the car. Grunts as Lisa arrives on her bike and screams as Marge arrives in her car, nearly running him over. Frank Grimes : [trying to work] I-I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson. Homer : [laughing to himself] I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Homer : Hi, Grimy, old buddy.
Frank Grimes : I'm not your buddy, Simpson! I don't like you. In fact, I hate you. Stay the hell away from me! Because from now on Homer : [a little dejected] Okay. Homer : Do I have to do anything? Homer : [spinning in his chair at work] Chair goes round, chair goes round Lenny : Hey, Homie, you busy?
Homer : Yes. Carl : Hey, there's a new guy at the plant. Maybe we ought to say hi to him. Homer : I don't know. I'm kind of dizzy. I should probably go home sick. Montgomery Burns : How dare you destroy my valuable wall and spill my priceless acid!
Did you really think you were going to get away with it? Frank Grimes : I wasn't Montgomery Burns : Silence! I'm going to give you one more chance. At a reduced salary. So straighten up and fly right. Homer : Oh, I can't believe it. I got an enemy. The most beloved man in Springfield. Moe : Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither.
Homer : No, I won't accept that. Moe : No, it's true. I got their names written down right here in what I call my, uh, enemies list.
This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours. Moe : [taking it back] Yeah, okay, give me that. Give me it back. Moe : Barney Gumble. Homer : Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip: if you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know.
Frank Grimes : Uh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. Homer : Oh, yeah, they're always tryin' to screw ya. Frank Grimes : I would die a happy man if I can prove to you that Homer Simpson has the intelligence of a six year old.
Frank Grimes : You're eating my special dietetic lunch. Homer : Huh? Homer : [chuckling] Oh, gee Frank Grimes : The bag was clearly marked. Please be more careful in the future. Homer : Check. Homer : Design your own power plant, eh? This is my chance to prove to everyone how professional I am. Homer : Lenny, tell Mr.
Burns I've gone home to work on the contest. Frank Grimes : Oh, God! Frank Grimes : You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid! Homer : Acid, eh? Gee, that would have been stupid. Homer : Boy, would my face have been red. Frank Grimes : Stop laughing, you imbecile!
Don't you realize how close you just came to killing yourself? Montgomery Burns : [passing by] Who did this to my wall? Homer : He did. Montgomery Burns : Is this true? Frank Grimes : Uh, well, uh, technically, it is true, sir, but Montgomery Burns : Come with me.
Homer : [whispering] He likes you. Homer : Wow. You got pencils with your name on 'em, just like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one of these. Frank Grimes : Any office supply company can have them made up for you. Homer : Can I have this one? Frank Grimes : No. Homer : Can Lenny have it? Frank Grimes : [seeing framed pictures in the Simpsons' house] I'm sorry, isn't that? The cuts on his hands.
Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god, he did it! You ruined your father. You crippled your family. And baldness is hereditary! Everybody wears white shirts. I got this. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. They stopped calling us. In fact everyone did. Now quiet! You people have stood in my way long enough. Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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